Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is to know how you pay your elves. I mean, you're probably the only obese stalker for everyone in the world, who forces rare magical creatures to make toys 24-7-365, in the coldest place in the world. What do you feed them?
Do they have their own constitution, health insurance, or schools? What are they fed in those frozen wastelands? You probably pay them below minimum wage to keep your gut full, to keep warm.
Do you properly take care of your deers? do they even like to pull a fat guy and billions of toys around the world in one night? Any why don't you give homeless or poor kids gifts? Are you classicist, and are all of your elves dieing from their illegal and diseased conditions, leaving you less "gifts" (to hand out, I presume she means, to the poor & homeless kids)
Unsincerely,
Erin
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